A New Joke Every Day
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If I had a fiver for every woman that found me ugly, one day they would eventually find me very attractive.
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When is it appropriate to boot a midget in the bollocks?
When he is standing next to your wife saying her hair smells nice!
When he is standing next to your wife saying her hair smells nice!
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What has got for legs but never moves ?
Half a spider.
Half a spider.
David Bowie has died - what more can I say
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Maths Teacher giving a lesson: "If I have 6 cans in one hand and 4 cans in the other hand, what would I have?"
Pupil: "A drinking problem, miss."
Pupil: "A drinking problem, miss."
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Peter said to his friend, "Your mam is so fat that when God said let there be light, she had to leave the area."
David Bowie has died - what more can I say
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Q) what did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
A) You are too young to be engaged.
A) You are too young to be engaged.
What was that you said again - I didn't quite hear you.
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Cattle in a field.
One cow says to the other, "Have you heard anything about mad cow disease?"
The other says, "its coming this way so its a good job that I am a giraffe."
One cow says to the other, "Have you heard anything about mad cow disease?"
The other says, "its coming this way so its a good job that I am a giraffe."
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What is the definition of beans on toast?
Skinheads on a raft
Skinheads on a raft
I will not be reading any newspapers today, its my day off!
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A woman came to my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming baths.
I was only too willing to donate so I gave her a glass of water even though I am on a water meter
I was only too willing to donate so I gave her a glass of water even though I am on a water meter
I am innocent, are you?
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When someone calls you fat just say its God's way of making me easier to see.
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