Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

[Dez]

Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

A woman answers the front door while doing her nails.
She sees a large snail on the doorstep.
Not wanting the slimy creature there she picks up the snail and throws it as far as she could but manages to cover its shell with red nail varnish in the process.
Two years later the woman answers a knock on the door.
It was the very same snail with the tell-tale red nail varnish still on its shell.
The snail looks up and asks: "Why did you do that?"

[Bandit]

Nice One

[Biggsy]

Thank you I might use this one, if I remember

[Copie]

I am writing this slowly because I know you can't read very fast

[Sassy]

I am shell shocked

[Bystander]

I would try and laugh slowly but that would be quite funny for others.

Haaaa haaaaaa

[Sam]

That reminds me of a letter I sent a few years back in first class post.
It took bloody ages to get there.

[Smithy]

I hate stepping on slugs and snails in the garden.
Especially the snails which crunch under foot.
Yuk

[Conti]

My internet speed is slightly sluggish today

[Rodney]

The French eat snails ..... I am just saying

Dirty gits