A New Joke Every Day
Re: A New Joke Every Day
I have saw some facts that 3,165,423 people got married last year.
Call me thick but shouldn't that be an even number
Call me thick but shouldn't that be an even number
I will not be reading any newspapers today, its my day off!
Re: A New Joke Every Day
If you eat shoe polish at night do you rise and shine in the morning?
I am innocent, are you?
Re: A New Joke Every Day
I could crush a grape
Re: A New Joke Every Day
There were three gays in the pub well after closing time - what were they waiting for?
Chuckey out time
Chuckey out time
I will not be reading any newspapers today, its my day off!
Re: A New Joke Every Day
I will never forget the last thing my father said before he kicked the bucket.
He said "how far do you think I can kick this bucket".
He said "how far do you think I can kick this bucket".
Re: A New Joke Every Day
Why can't leopards play hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Because they are always spotted.
Re: A New Joke Every Day
Its not as if I don't like you more than my gadgets.
However, I would gladly unplug your life support machine to charge my mobile phone.
However, I would gladly unplug your life support machine to charge my mobile phone.
- Captain Chaos
- Senior Member
- Posts: 101
- Joined: Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:41 pm
Re: A New Joke Every Day
Why can't you ever get to ring the correct person you want in China?
There are that many Wings and that many Wongs, you always wing the wong number.
There are that many Wings and that many Wongs, you always wing the wong number.
Re: A New Joke Every Day
I leave you with this though
When you live in a home full of teenagers, it is vital that you get to have a dog so that there is always someone in the house that is happy to see you.
When you live in a home full of teenagers, it is vital that you get to have a dog so that there is always someone in the house that is happy to see you.
Re: A New Joke Every Day
How do you start a rice race?
Say go
Say go
The Great British follies - interesting indeed!
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests