A New Joke Every Day

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Biggsy
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I have saw some facts that 3,165,423 people got married last year.
Call me thick but shouldn't that be an even number :headscratch:
I will not be reading any newspapers today, its my day off!
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If you eat shoe polish at night do you rise and shine in the morning?
I am innocent, are you?
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I could crush a grape :whistle:
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There were three gays in the pub well after closing time - what were they waiting for?
Chuckey out time :rolling:
I will not be reading any newspapers today, its my day off!
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I will never forget the last thing my father said before he kicked the bucket.
He said "how far do you think I can kick this bucket".
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Why can't leopards play hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Its not as if I don't like you more than my gadgets.
However, I would gladly unplug your life support machine to charge my mobile phone.
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Why can't you ever get to ring the correct person you want in China?
There are that many Wings and that many Wongs, you always wing the wong number.
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I leave you with this though 8-)

When you live in a home full of teenagers, it is vital that you get to have a dog so that there is always someone in the house that is happy to see you.
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How do you start a rice race?
Say go :mrgreen:
The Great British follies - interesting indeed!
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